Mummy's post:
I could remember 6mths back I was still pretty worried over the kiddos' speech development when they were due for their last medical review at KKH. However within this span of 6mths, I must say their speech development and vocabulary improved tremendously. And most of the time it caught us offguard (with what they say in public) and throw us into laughters (cos of the jokes they created) with their talking.
And things can go very wrong sometimes too. Kids really have their own understanding and intepretions.
Incident 1
Reyden went back to sleep after some coughing and vomitting. It woke Reyes up and she started fussing.
Mummy: shhh ... cannot wake gorgor up. He'll cough and vomit if wake up. You want gor gor to vomit?
Reyes: Don't want
(silence and went back to zzz)
The next morning I had wanted to wake up Reyden up for school ...
Mummy: Reyden, wake up.
Reyes: shhh ... cannot wake gorgor up. gorgor wake up cough, vomit.
Mummy: ????
Incident 2
During the toilet-training period, I had been harping to Reyes that she needs to go pee in the toilet. Though many had advised me against threatening her but I know my gal - she needs constant reminders and strong ones too.
Therefore I'll go every half an hr: You must shhh shhh in the toilet, cannot anyhow shhh shhh, Mummy will cane, ok?
I'm pretty sure this works for her and she remembers it cos there was once when Kiki pees outside his pee tray and Reyes went to take the cane.
Reyes: kiki, no shhh shhh here! cane cane you!!
I'm "defeated" again ...
Reyes being the more vocal and responsive one, of cos there are alot more "stories" about communicating with her but nevertheless I'm enjoying every moment of her innocence.
As for Reyden, most friends or relatives will ask me whether he's the slower one, less developed in speech or etc ...
What I could say in his defence is that he's a man of few words just like Daddy. But once you get him talking, you probably won't be able to take it too.
Incident 1
I was driving them around when we saw some secondary school girls in uniforms playing a fool by the roadside at 9+pm. (I wonder what time school ends nowadays)
When 1 of them suddenly dashed out as I drove past, I made an angry comment -
Mummy: see all these jiejie rubbish, so late still no go home!!!
RR:
kept quiet in the car
2 days later when we passed by the student care at our void deck, we saw some young gals running around playing.
Reyden: all these jiejies rubbish, so late no go home!
Mummy:
looked for a hole to hide
I promised not to make any statements of these kind since then.
Incident 2
One day Reyden was trying to be difficult, went fussing and kicking on Kiki's small mattress.
Mummy: Reyden, get up! Kiki mattress is dirty, chou chou (smelly)
Reyden:
Got up with a super black face
I walked away to do something. Went back to the room and found the mattress and Reyden gone. Found him in the washroom standing on a stool trying to wash the mattress at the basin
Mummy: REYDEN!! What are you doing?!!
Reyden: Kiki mattress dirty, chou chou. Gorgor wash.
Gave up ...